What do you get.....?

What do you get when you try to hustle through the kitchen with wet, freshly showered feet? Knee surgery on Monday! Think of Dad on Monday....he tried to slide into 2nd on the kitchen floor on Wednesday and (I think) sheered his quad muscle right off his knee cap..Sounds lovely, doesn't it?! So now he's parked on the couch for 6-8 weeks with really nice pain meds. I told him if he wanted more attention for Father's Day, all he had to do was say so! He really didn't have to go to all of this trouble! Good Luck, Dad!